Wokeworld (Take 2)
1 Having paid their career-boosting dues fawning at the feet of the gods of intellectual fraud having bought in in-full to the full-fledged depravity that is the rejection of objective reality having taken on as gospel the awful awfully-hazardous quackish canons of all manner of preposterous never-open-to-probing-queries mainly race and gender theories deranged grievance studies cultists assiduous disunity-seeding useful idiots indoctrinated in the latest insidiously illiberal ultra-cynical piffle united without exception in a mighty obsession with championing a hyper-divisive brand of cancerous stage-managed 'difference' had collectively committed to the pigeonholing principle of denial and erasure of the individual; to the very pinnacle of polarizing dogma and with it the witting-or-not fostering of toxic suspicion intraclass division and instability to a degree and extent few had ever envisaged had committed to exposing the myriad sins of presupposed privilege insisting its alleged beneficiaries repent by confessing and begging forgiveness had committed to dismissing the very concepts of diligence discipline and duty resilience self-reliance and responsibility while revering and rewarding the unwarranted moaning and bitching of ginned-up fragility and fetishized victimhood had committed to upholding the 'soft bigotry of low expectations' — as if to preserve a living exhibit that in making the case for reparations would serve as irrefutable proof — had committed to promoting the super-ludicrous notion that the simple impersonal truth of logic math and the scientific method along with competence merit and even excellence itself were all largely patriarchal white-supremacist inventions had committed whether knowingly or not to ironically rolling back the clock by perversely reversing our hard-won gains in the name of the same 'social progress' these gains had once been won for had inadvertently pledged to sowing and growing discordance where — for as healthy a stretch as any such stretch ever goes — there'd been next to none all the while they'd become the darkness they claimed to oppose. 2 Smuggling in what was in effect a regressive reality through those trusty Trojan horses of a liberal-sounding vocabulary and a just-as-deceptive rhetoric joyless cluster-B-disordered ideologically possessed models of maleducation obsessed with presumed omnipresent oppression the incessantly meddling fanatically humourless snake-oil peddling extortion-savvy unearned-status grabbing insufferably self-important self-appointed experts who oversaw the neurotic despotic Ministry of Jiggery-Wokery's Great Leap Backwards via its exquisitely parasitic flagship industry of diversity equity and inclusion found themselves teaching and preaching their lucrative messianic brand of pathological delusion hand in hand with the vanguard of woke-land evangelical absolutists pretending — in the spirit of their virulent hoax — that their goals were entirely noble and their methods beyond reproach as they feigned a burning concern for their fellow sisters and brothers when the aim of their long-plotted plague of weaponized infantile outrage had always been nothing but the wielding of power over others.