PC
1 Just beneath the sleek and slick virtue-signaling facade-propping trick of smug cosmopolitan tolerance; just behind the flimsy tinsel-thin front of self-professed acceptance and all-embracing respect most make-believe liberals are desperately keen to project lurks the ever-present threat of a dormant authoritarian streak which suddenly goose steps its way to the fore the instant these officious creeps feel the need to police the sorts of things plain speakers might say. 2 A brilliant system devised to sterilize speech and suck the life out of language a not-uncunning plot to throttle the range and limit the reach of permissible and possible thought a frightening black-or-whitening ever-tightening noose around nuance a celebration of linguistic restriction a catalyst for cognitive corruption what’s PC but a sinister scheme to hinder wisdom and stifle discussion? Censorship by plausibly deniable means an ongoing attempt to hamstring dissent an evil device designed to bind and gag irrefutable uncomfortable truths a monstrous machine conceived to smother both dis and unapproved views the disguised-as-benign leading edge of newspeak’s devious virulent wedge what’s PC but an odious program whose dystopian unstated aim is to curb or shut down debate by declaring topics and postures it hates strictly off-limits while contriving to blindly align or equate certain notions and phrases and words with ill and offensive intentions (no matter how shrill illusory or absurd the inferred or suggested connections)? 3 A clever measure developed to pressure the hoi polloi to self-censor a nifty ploy applied to inhibit the commoner’s commonsensical instinct to agree to the free exchange of opinions what is political correctness but an assault on honesty and directness but a pretext for relentless aggression towards unfettered unfiltered expression but an undeclared war on straightforward talk rationality and clarity of thought an ingenious invention cooked up to confuse a wily ruse to put sense on the defensive and by no means least this last: a deceptively effective gaslighting act unleashed to condition the simple masses to place less weight and faith in the stable light of facts and solid observation than in the fickle ideological twinkling of idiotic theories and wishful thinking? 4 The insidious suppression of both candor and freedom of speech the sugarcoated perfection of euphemization’s overweening reach PC — fancying itself the zenith of hip sophistication and the pinnacle of verbal taste and tact — PC — vis-a-vis the word — is in fact nothing if not a priggish unenlightened subconsciously frightened language-loathing load of humourless rot whose noxious effluence flows from the intolerant close-minded confluence from the cowardly tyrannical surge that occurs where the currents of evasion hypocrisy and thought muzzling merge.


This poem was revised on September 29, 2025.
They make out like they are our audience.
And we must couch what we say in their terms.
In real life I think that those who have decided that they don't like me will not change their minds by my toadying to them.
So love me or hate me, I'm playing my own game not theirs.